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Friday, April 10, 2009

Why Lance Armstrong Never Ceases to Bug the Bejeezus Out of Me (Part 3 of...)

So Lance is now amping up his fight with the French, and the latest detail to come out about his surprise drug test a couple of weeks back is that, when they took his hair sample, they "butchered" his haircut.

"Butchered"??

a) You've got a #2 crew cut! Any weird bald patches will take all of six days to grow back - and will be invisible with a helmet on. Shave your head.
b) If this is a semi-public confession that you're paying some goof a ridiculous amount of money to give you a #2 crew cut, you're a bigger fool than anyone previously thought.
c) So SHUT UP!!